【卡卡原创】七龙珠吧VS黑暗七龙珠

2025-04-29 02:28:04

序章：自百度坛子成立以来，非常多的成员加入了坛子大行列，能和那么多的朋友一起聊自己喜欢的东西，当然很快乐，所以有很多人都很迷恋坛子。
事物总有两面。
在坛子里，正在蕴藏着一股非常恐怖的黑暗世界，里面也有一个百度坛子，只不过里面的人一点也不快乐，每天都有人吵架，而且一吵就是上万人再吵，怨气不断地聚集，聚集。
虽然怨气很重，但有一层阳气结界在封住出口，至今没有人能突破出来......

（上部）
这天，在漫画界人气鼎盛的龙珠吧里，大家像平常一样，发贴子，回帖，聊天，辩论.....
正聊着聊着，卡卡罗特的儿子突然和我是悟天吧主发生了嘴角，而且越吵越激烈，很多悟
天吧的人都站在我是悟天那边，两方将吵架的激烈程度攀上了颠峰，旁人好心的劝导，却
遭到辱骂，更多更多的人参与了这次事情，终于，一件无可挽救的事情发生了，阳气结界
破了个裂缝，也在吵架的黑暗龙珠吧里，几个论坛小混混看见结界破了，将事情一传十，
十传百，所有在吧里的人都知道了。（在黑暗吧的的所有人的名字前面都会加个黑字的）
黑·阁尔多‘我可恶的吧民啊，是时候将我们积蓄多年的怨气一次过散发出来吧！’
黑·吧民‘吧主万岁！万岁！！！！！！！！！！！！’
接着，所有黑暗七龙珠的人都冲进了七龙珠吧，首先，他们一次过灌了几万的废贴，其速
度简直是无与伦比，正在七龙珠吧吵架的人全都呆了，吧主连忙删贴，但无可奈何，每隔
一分钟成千上万的废贴有上来了，大家也停止吵架了，眼看吧不成吧，大家都很心急，赶
忙去跟管理员举报，可惜黑·管理员却把管理员封锁了。
黑·阁尔多‘今天踏足你们的吧，看来不错，吧里有谁能跟我们优秀的吧民比的吗’
阁尔多‘我就不信你们吧能够战胜我们！’
黑·阁尔多‘那么好，我就要你心服口服！你先上吧！黑·大界王神’
大界王神‘看来是针对我的咯，好，我奉陪到底！’
黑·阁尔多‘为了避免大家对战斗结果，我身后的战斗测试机会准确地呈报比赛的结果，届时我要你们输的彻底！’
阁尔多‘我们今场比的是推理，题目是小林和天津饭谁强？’
因为大家都认为大界的推理能力的确很棒，所以大界应该可以很容易的获胜。
谁知，黑·大界王神的推理能力实在高强，举出很多的例子，竟然把满怀自信的大界给轰下去了，战斗结果竟然是黑·大界王神赢了！
吧里的人都很茫然，特别是阁尔多，充满期待的一战，竟然败了。
黑·阁尔多‘嘿嘿，知道厉害了么。’
妮翁，我爱比克，超级龙珠FAN，稻本悟饭，冰圣凰，快乐天使我的梦突然杀出，对着黑暗吧民‘我们跟你们比同人的文章！’
黑·阁尔多‘同人？嘿，比起我们的女生们，你们可差多了！’
一个小时过去了后，两方的发表了文章。
龙吧的人和黑暗龙吧和战斗测量机都在互相评分。
战斗测量机分析出的结果：
龙吧女生们的文章，内容比较可爱和感人，特别是一些可爱的语言非常能展现少女的活力。
黑暗女生们的文章，内容可爱至于特别感人，能谱写出一断接近神话的爱情，非常够水平。
龙吧的人看完黑暗女生们的文章，都自愿服输，但，已经输了两场了，大家心里都很沉重。
这时，一把可恶的声音打破了宁静。
黑暗阁尔多‘怎么样？还有得比么？’
我是悟天、龟派气功‘我们比图片和GIF！’
阁尔多好像看到了一些希望，因为悟天和龟派做的东西实在不错，悟天就做图片的，而龟派就做GIF的动画。他们的作品一度被称好。
在限制的时间里，我是悟天先和黑·我是悟天比图片。
双方一把图片贴出来，哦！这次悟天稍稍领先，因为黑·悟天制作的图片缺乏情，只有怨恨，所有所出来的人物并不漂亮，大家都很高兴，可是战斗测量机的结果却是...悟天输了。
第三场了，我们还有什么和他比呢？就算龟派气功能赢了，也不能力挽狂澜。
这时，阁尔多突然灵机一动，对黑·阁尔多说‘我们比七个回合吧，现在你们已经赢三个回合了，胜算已经很大了，如果我们输了，我们就退让龙吧给你们，如果我们赢了，那你们就给我滚下去吧！’
黑·阁尔多‘呵呵，看来我要管理一下这个龙吧啦！’
究竟阁尔多有什么策略呢？龙吧又会不会落在这些人的手上呢？请期待下半

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218.24.4.*：他写的是什么啊~~~ 发布于 2017-06-03 02:23:19

220.174.129.*：Preface chapter: From 100 thing for sticking establishing since then, very many members joining sticking big row or column, can with so many friends together chatting oneself likings, certainly very happy, so the many people all is addicted to stick very much.
Thing gross contain both sides.
In stuck, also have in contain a very terrible and dark world, a the 100 degrees ： sticks, only and inside of the person is not happy at all, all someone or other everyday fight, and a noisy is an around ten thousand people again noisy, the hatred comes together constantly, coming together.
Although the hatred is very heavy, have a layer 阳 distemper field at seal the exit, up to now no one can break out......

( upper part)
This day, in vigorous dragon in person's spirit in field in cartoon bead, everybody resembles common, the hair sticks the son, return card, chat, argue.....
Chat, card card with of son suddenly with I is the day of 悟 the lord took place the mouth Cape, and more noisy more vigorous, a lot of 悟s
Day of the person stands to was a 悟 a vigorous degree for there, twoth squares will fighting to clime to the top at me, good-hearted persuasion in person in beside, however
Be insulted and humiliate, very more ginsengs with this time affair, finally, an affair for having no can saving took place, 阳 distemper field
Broke a crack, and also in the dark dragon bead that fight, the small bludger in a few forums sees the knot boundary broke, ising on spreading the affair ten,
Ten spread 100, all in of the person knew.( at dark of of the name front of the owner will add a black word of)
Black · 阁尔 many ‘s I am damned people, is a hatred that time is a to send forth out over many year of our savings!'
Black · people's ‘ the lord is long live!Long live!!!!!!!!!!!?
Immediately after, all dark seven the person of dragon beadses all washed into seven dragon bead, first, they are an over the 灌 several ten thousand of discard to stick, its soon
Degree simply is incomparable, at seven dragon bead the person who fight is all all foolish, lord hurriedly the 删 sticks, but helpless, each 隔
The penny clock discarded to stick to come up thousandsly, everybody also stopped fighting, seeing not, everybody is all very anxious, rushing through
Goes to raise the report with managing person, ited is a pity that the black the managing person of · to blockade the managing person however.
Black · 阁尔 many ‘s steps the foot today your , look quite good, have who can follow we are excellent people ratio of'
阁尔 many ‘s I not letter you can win us!'
Black · 阁尔 many ‘s is so good, I will you admire sincerely to take orally!You are first last!Big boundary in black · king's absolute being'
Big boundary king the absolute being ‘ looks is to aim at my咯 , good, I keep company with after all!'
Black · 阁尔 many ‘s in order not to everybody to fight the result, the combat that I am after death test the opportunity reports the game accurately of result, then I want you lose thoroughly!'
发布于 2017-06-03 02:16:49

220.174.129.*：
阁尔 many ‘s we the field compare now of is to reason logically, the topic is a little wood with the rice of Tienjin who strong?'
Because everybody thinks that the big boundary really reason logically the ability very stick, so the big boundary should can win very easily.
Who know, big boundary in black · king reasons logically the ability divinely true high and strong, enumerate a lot of examples, go as far as to bomb to be full of the self-confident and big boundary to go to to bottom, fight it is big boundary in black · king's absolute being that result go as far as to wins!
In of person all very vacant, especially 阁尔 many, alive with expect of a war, go as far as to 败 .
Black · 阁尔 many ‘s Hey Hey, know severe 么 .'
妮翁 , I love to compare the gram, super dragon bead FAN, 稻 this the rice of 悟 , ice saint 凰 , the my dream in happy angel kills suddenly, towarding the blackness people's ‘ we compare with you together the person's article!'
Does black · 阁尔 many ‘s is together the person?Hey, the ratio rises our girls, you is very bad!'
A hour after passing by, two announced squarely article.
Dragon of person with dark dragon with fight to measure the machine all in the mutual grade point.
Fight the result that diagraph machine analyze:
Dragon girls article, contents comparison amiability with feel person, the especially some lovely language can emerge very much girlish vitality.
The article of dark girls, the lovely as to in contents feels specially person, can the 谱 write an is on breaking to near to the mythological love, level very enough.
Dragon of the person sees the article of over and dark girls, conceding defeat all and voluntarily, but, have lost two field, everybody's in the mind is all very heavy.
At this time, on breaking the damned voice quite.
How is dark 阁尔 many ‘s?Still have ratio 么 ?'
I is the day of 悟 , 龟 parties Chi Kung ‘ we compare picture with GIF!'
The 阁尔 like much comes in sight of the some hope, 龟 parties do the GIF animation because a thing for with 龟 parties doing is true quite good, the day of 悟 do the picture of,.Their work were once called good.
In limiting time, I is the day of 悟 first with black · I am a 悟 a ratio picture.
The both parties is on sticking out the picture,!This time a picture for just a little being in the lead, because black the day of · 悟 creating lacks the feeling, only have the grudge, have a person for coming out and not beautiful, everybody is all very happy, but fight the diagraph machine however result is... the day of 悟 lost.
The third field, we still have what to compare with him?Calculate the 龟 parties Chi Kung can win, also can't make vigorous efforts to turn the tide.
At this time, the 阁尔 much gets a brainwave suddenly, saying ‘ more to the black · 阁尔 that we compare seven bouts, now you has won three bouts, the cure of success is already very big, if we lose, we yield dragon give you, if we win, that you roll me the bottom goes to!'
Black · 阁尔 many ‘s 呵呵 , look I want to manage this dragon!'
Actually the 阁尔 have much what strategy?Dragon again can fall hand in these personses top?Please second half department in anticipation 发布于 2017-06-03 02:16:49